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WeToldYouSo1's avatar

Yes kills me to.

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Roffl's avatar

Broooo you need to post more free stuff

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Caligula's avatar

Hey, I've been subscribed to you for a long time (I think since you had 100 followers), and have never written a comment.

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Monty Esquire's avatar

It's the antichrist

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Sam Awesomeness's avatar

Yepp. Agreed. There’s no stopping this train wreck.

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Daddy_Tell_The_Truth's avatar

Too late. We have to ride through this, Dr. P!

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Rabindranath Tagore's avatar

I was addicted to instagram I had to delete my account.

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Charles Rover's avatar

We don't need roads where Pattberg is riding his book cart

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A World Without Blue's avatar

I don't watch game shows or tv for that matter.

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Guy's avatar

This was very helpful. Made me smile. The world is mad. And idiotic. Thank you

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Margaret Waits's avatar

For me Pattberg was a huge revelation. I read the Fifth Dimension and the Fourth Reich, and I can agree with most he described in there.

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Bumble Bees's avatar

Ahhh, the classic fox and grapes story. Never get tired of that one 😂

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OvOvOvO1's avatar

The beginnings of the internet were the wild wild west of the internet. Not sure though it can survive in its current form much beyond 2030. It drove humanity into mind rot and biological extinction.

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Stan Del Carlo's avatar

The Miami Mall aliens love you.

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Charles Rover's avatar

Never do drugs, kids

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Thorsten J. Pattberg, PhD's avatar

I had to look it up. Then I discovered the Miami Mall aliens for the first time. Blows my toilet seat. Love the Internet. Best! T

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George,B's avatar

Where is a planet killing asteroid when you need it, If I were to eat a tin of green peas and wear a kilt then insert a bagpipe up my rectum I could be world famous, but no I will stay poor and unknown,

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Jonathon's avatar

I remember coming to this realization in my teens while futilely trying to explain to farmers that grass grows faster if they don't overgraze it. Good times. For a long time, I thought mandatory iodisation was the only cure, because iodine drove historic IQ increases (apparently up to 15 points in some populations), and the obviously civilized Japanese consume five times as much iodine as westerners, but then I found out that the IQ 106 Taiwanese don't have much iodine at all. A perfectly good theory ruined by reality. Are we doomed?

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Thorsten J. Pattberg, PhD's avatar

Probably doomed, yes. Scientific research holds the waters until the next scientific research breaks it again. Taiwanese may be smart, but they are shouting all the time, don't know why. That German clip of the woman artist playing the flute tut-tut with her vagina was real, by the way. It is a kids-friendly show. During the same time, about 100,000 farmers protested against the total economic decline, total news blackout. Not important. BLAH!

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Jonathon's avatar

If that’s the best they had as a distraction from the protest then maybe there’s hope after all.

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