The JEWHAMMER

Anti-Semitism as a Tool for Governance

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The Jewhammer, 

“Hammer of Jews,” is the best known speech purporting to be about antisemitism. It was written by ghostwriters at the behest of the Ministry of State, and first uttered in the German capital Berlin by Eco-Minister Robert Habeck in 2023. Some describe it as the defining totalitarian piece in German Studies of the 21th century.

Habeck blamed the Germans for his own antisemitism and presented his views as Germany’s position. The speech was condemned by the United Nations for racism and for enabling the Jews bombing 1,200 Arab children in Gaza to smithereens.

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